I thought character might matter

So this is what the Second Coming looks like.

Not that we claim to be a Biblical scholar, but this isn’t quite what we were expecting - Jesus with an orange face and yellow hair giving infomercials about his wonderful golf courses and reminding people that he’s a stable genius.

We didn’t even know that Jesus golfed.

And as for being a genius, we weren’t expecting Albert Einstein or Stephen Hawking, but thinking more along the lines of Gandhi or Mother Teresa.



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