A plan to ‘fix’ climate change
To the list of things Donald Trump is going to fix for us, you can now add climate change, if it happens to exist.
Your White House guarantees it.
The assurance came over the weekend, following the release of the fourth National Climate Assessment, a quadrennial, congressionally mandated report on our progress in destroying our planet.
The assessments were ordered by Congress in 1990 and the fourth one was begun during the Barack Obama administration, meaning, of course, that in Trump Wonderland it is valueless, biased, fake and fatally flawed, like everything else Obama touched.
But not to worry, the White House assured us Friday, the next - and fifth - report will be created during the first and second Trump administrations and, according to White House spokeswoman Lindsay Walters, that, “…gives us the opportunity to provide for a more transparent and data-driven process.”
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