• Rod Haxton
    Rod Haxton

Santa’s ultimate abuse of power

The Honorable Santa

North Pole

Dear St. Nick,

I write to express my strongest and most powerful objection to your decision not to fill my Christmas wish list.

This is particularly troubling considering that I’ve single-handedly won the war on Thanksgiving and Christmas. I would have thought that should be worthy of the respect I deserve.

After all, I had a perfect year. Was it too much to ask that you make this invalid impeachment go away along with the witch hunt into whether Russia interfered in my election. Vladimir said he didn’t, so what more do you want.

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