Slicing through Puerto Rico

Donald Trump strolls into the Oval Office with a nine iron in his hand and is greeted by several staff members.

“Sir, it’s 10:00. We didn’t expect to see you so early. Have you had a good morning of tweeting?” asks a top aide.

“Very good. I would call it therapy, but that would imply that I need it for my mental well-being and we all know my mind is absolutely perfect,” says Trump. “By the way, did you see a golf ball come through here. I sliced it, but that’s because I had a terrible lie in the East Room.”


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