Voters don’t care about issues
I’m announcing my candidacy for president of the United States.
My plan was to wait until the Fourth of July, but with the field of candidates nearly as long as the roster limit for teams in the NFL, I figured I couldn’t afford to hold out any longer.
The problem with running as a Democrat is that when you’re No. 25 (or is it up to 30 by now?) one runs the risk of being just another pretty face in the crowd. (My political consultants tell me that will never be a problem).
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