WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - In a testy Oval Office meeting on Tuesday, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy rejected Donald J. Trump’s desperate pleas for military aid.
TOPEKA - The stocky, dancing bird that populates prairies across five states lost its federal protections - not because its habitat or population have dramatically improved, but because a Texas court sided with energy and livestock groups.
Like two heavyweight boxers delivering one counter-punch after another, it was Goodland which managed to survive a 37-33 slugfest against the Scott City Middle School eighth graders on the home floor Monday.
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